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Why Women are better :

* We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we
do a lot of cycling/swimming, or any other sport that
would require aerodynamic legs.

* We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone
being suspect of our sexuality.

* When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous.
When men buy a blow up doll it's sad.

* We can use cosmetics should we wake up looking
like something the cat dragged in.

* We can wear platforms - which is why there is no
such thing as a "short woman's complex."

* We don't have to get our strength up between sessions...
...and it's much easier for us to get laid in the first place.

* We can get off with teenagers without being called
dirty old perverts.

* We never ejaculate prematurely.

* We can scare male bosses with mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.

* We get to flirt with systems support men who always
return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up
our computers.

* We know that Tetris is the computer game
to end all games.

* We got off the Titanic first.

* Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and
gorgeous - they look like complete dicks in ours.

* We have total control over our eyebrows.

* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

* It's cool to be a daddy's girl.
It's sad to be a mommy's boy.

* We can cry and get off speeding fines.

* The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts...
and pool.....and football.

* We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies
wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers......

* Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

* We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's
a direct correlation between the size of our scores and
the size of our genitals.

* Taxis stop for us.

* We get drunk quicker and cheaper.

* We have no desire to arrange our possessions
in alphabetical order. Ever!

* We've never fancied a cartoon character or
the central figure in a computer game.

* It does not enhance our social standing to understand
the inner workings of a 'ruck'(or any other rugby thing).
But we look INCREDIBLY cool if we do.

* We never recognise ourselves in aspects of Mr Bean.
Ever.

* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

* Sorry........... We are just better.

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"Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic.
It is triggered easily by things -- like putting a quarter in a
vending machine."
-Dr. Alex Comfort

Enjoy
Chirag
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