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Don't Kick the Animals, Man

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until
you feed the animals."
The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you
today." So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the pig.
The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was hungry. His
mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken so you're not getting any eggs, I
saw you kick the cow so you're not getting any milk and I saw kick the pig
so you're not getting any bacon."

Just then the boy's father walked down the steps and tripped over and kicked
the cat and the boy said, "Mom should I tell him?"

Enjoy
Chirag
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