18++

A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he
takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home
from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open
on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them.

Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him
into the freezer to cool off.

Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it
is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks
in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing
heavily, drained with sweat, and totally exhausted.

"What happened?" the man asks, "You were in there for hours and yet
you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy!"

The cockatiel pants: "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the
legs on a frozen chicken?"

Enjoy
Chirag
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