18++ 21 Sep 2007

Inspecting the Truck's Rear Axle

A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife.
The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare
when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young
bride.

His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that all was
well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle.

Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited the doctor
to get some advice.

"Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I make love to my
young wife and I can't satisfy her. What can I do?"

The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a
professional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation before having
intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'll last longer and
ultimately satisfy her."

"Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help."

Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let him know
that she would be attacking him at the front door when he arrived home.

"Be prepared, my darling. I'm going to ravish you," she cooed over the
phone.

Undaunted, the man decided to follow the doctor's advice. But where? In
the office? The Xerox room? What if someone walked in on him?

He got in his truck and began the journey home. Soon he decided he would
find a spot on the road to pull over, climb underneath the truck and
pretend to be inspecting the rear axle, and do the deed there.

A moment later, he pulled over, crawled beneath the truck, closed his
eyes tightly, fantasized about his young wife, and began his "therapy".

A few minutes later, just as he was about to complete his therapy
session, he felt someone tugging on his pants leg. Keeping his eyes
tightly shut to avoid ruining the fantasy he was enjoying, he said,
"Yes?"

"Sir, I'm with the Police Department. Could you tell me what you are
doing, please?" said the officer.

"Yes, officer, I'm inspecting my truck's rear axle," he replied
confidently.

"Well, why don't you check the brakes while you're down there. Your
truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago."s

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