18++ 18 Sep 2007

Elephant Implants
Bob goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm having trouble getting my
penis erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination, the doctor
tells him, "Well, the problem with you is that the muscles around the
base of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing we can do for you
unless you are willing to try an experimental treatment."

Bob asks sadly, "What is this treatment?" "Well," the doctor says, "what
we should do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and
implant them in your penis."

Bob thinks about it silently and says, "Well, the thought of going
through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for
it." A few weeks after the operation, Bob was given the green light to
use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening with his
girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city.

In the middle of dinner, he felt a stirring between his legs that
continued to the point of being uncomfortable. To release the pressure,
Bob unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprang from his pants, went
to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and returned to his pants.

His girlfriend was stunned at first and then said with a sly smile,
"That was incredible! Can you do that again?"

Bob replied,"Well I guess so, but I don't think I can fit another roll
in my ass".

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