18++ 14 Sep 2007
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond
eating at the next table. He has been checking her out all night, but
lacks the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass
eye comes flying out of her socket towards the man. He reflexively grabs
and snatches it out of the air.
"Oh my god, I am sooo sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back
in place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invites
him back to her place for a drink. They go back to her HOUSE, and after
a bit she leads him into the bedroom and begins undressing him.
The couple have wild passionate sex over and over all night. The next
morning when he awakens, she has already gotten up and brings him
breakfast in bed. The guy is amazed.
"You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you
meet?"
"No," she replies... "You just happened to catch my eye."
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