18++ 7 June 2006

A Male Whale and a Female Whale

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan
when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the
same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow
out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to
turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over
and quickly sank.

Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and
were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they
were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and
gobble them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow
him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely
refuse to swallow the seamen!"

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