18++ 4 May 2006

TOP TEN LIST- THE LAST THINGS A WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY

10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of being just
friends. 9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. It's easier for me to douche
that way. 8. Hey, get a whiff of that one! 7. Please don't throw that
old T-shirt away. The holes in the armpits are too cute. 6. This diamond
is just way too big. 5. Does this make my ass look too small. 4. I'm
wrong, you must be right again. 3. Wow! It really is 14 inches! 2. I
think hairy balls are so sexy. 1. I won't even put my lips on that thing
unless I get to swallow.

TOP TEN LIST- THE LAST THINGS A MAN WOULD EVER SAY

10. I think that Michael Bolton is one cool mother. 9. While I'm up, can
I get you anything? 8. I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right. 7. I
think we're lost, we better pull over and ask for directions. 6.
Sometimes I just want to be held. 5. That chick on 'Murder, She Wrote'
sure gives me a woody. 4. We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go
shopping so I can hold your purse. 3. Screw Monday Night Football! Let's
watch 'Ally McBeal'. 2. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom. 1. I think her
breasts are just way too big.

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