18++ 31 Mar 2006

Johnny wanted to enjoy a girl in his office .......but she had a
boyfriend...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said,
"I'll give you $1000 dollars if you let me enjoy you"
But the girl said "NO WAY!"
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up!"

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend ...So, she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says "Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very
fast,
he won't even be able to get his pants down!"

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins
the
boyfriend calls and asks

"What happened"

She said "The basta** used coins!!"

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