18++ 27 Mar 2006
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist
says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the
young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and
she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's
"the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're
going out.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend
and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they
agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several
minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me
that you were such a religious person."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that
your father is a pharmacist."
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