18++ 20 Mar 2006

Three men all suffer an untimely death on the very same day. They all
wind up in purgatory and each has a sneaking suspicion that they will
unfortunately end up in Hell for their various evil deeds committed on
Earth. As this thought occurs to each of them, Satan suddenly appears
before the three men. Much to their delight, Satan offers each of them
one
final chance to escape a tortuous eternity in the firey bowels of Hell.
Satan says to them, "Gentlemen, you will be granted escape from Hell and
returned to Earth if you successfully complete the task I request from
you.".

Eagerly, the three men question exactly what it is that they must do in
order to return to Earth. Satan tells them, "You must select a fruit of
your choice and cram it up your ass without laughing. If you do this you
will be granted your freedom to return to Earth.". The three figure that
this sounds reasonable enough. The first man selects a peach. While he
is
positioning himself to start inserting the fruit he begin to snicker
because the fuzz on it tickles his bottom. POOF! Before he knows it, he
is
in Hell. As he looks around his new environment, POOF! the second man
appears next to him. The first man asks which fruit he selected that
made
him laugh and landed him in Hell. The second man replies, "I chose a
cherry.". The first man, puzzled how such a small fruit could possibly
cause him to laugh, asked him what went wrong. To this, the second man
replies, "I was getting along quite well with it right up until I made
the
mistake of looking at the last man holding a watermelon.".

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