18++ 2 Mar 2006

Choose your favourite rude bumper sticker!

1. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
2. Support Cannibalism - EAT ME!
3. God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
4. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
5. I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
6. Keep honking while I reload.
7. Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot either!
8. Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
9. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
10. 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement
park.
11. EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
12. Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
13. If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
14. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
15. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
16. Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
17. Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
18. Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
19. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like
that.
20. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
21. Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
22. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
23. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

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