18++ 23 Feb 2006

The pentagon recently found it had too many generals
and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised
any general who retired straight away, his full annual
benefits PLUS $10,000.00 for every inch measured in a
straight line along the retiring general's body between
two points he chose.
(Something Congress came up with, I'm sure!)

The first general accepted. He asked the pension man
to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes.
6 feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.00.

The second general asked them to measure from the tip
of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked
out with a check for $960,000.00.

Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third. When
he was asked where to measure, he told the pension man,
"From the tip of my penis to the tip of my balls."

The pension man said that would be fine but he'd better
get the Medical Officer to do the measuring.

The Medical Officer attended and asked the general to
drop 'em... he did.... The Medical Officer placed the tape
on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back.
"My God!" he said, 'where are your balls?"

The general replied, "in Vietnam."

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