18++ 2 Feb 2006

This guy was deer hunting in North Carolina. He shoots a deer, and as
he is dragging it back to his truck, he gets stopped by this redneck
Game Warden who asks to see his hunting license. The hunter shows him
the license, and is about to leave when the Game Warden says "Not so
fast, Boy. I need to inspect the deer."

The Game Warden then reaches down, sticks his finger up the deer's
butt, pulls it out then sniffs his finger. The Game Warden gets angry
then says "Wait a minute Boy! This here ain't no North Carolina deer;
this here is a Virginia deer! You need to have a Virginia Hunting
License to hunt this deer. You got a Virginia Hunting License on you
Boy?"

Well, it just so happens that the guy had been hunting in Virginia the
week before. He goes back into his wallet hand pulls out a Virginia
Hunting License. The Game Warden looks at the valid license and
disappointingly says, "Well.... OK, I guess I'll have to let you go.
I really do enjoy writing up Boys like you who hunt deer without a
license, but you look like you got everything in order. So go on; get
out of here."

The following week, the guy is hunting again. He shoots another deer
and as he is dragging it back to his truck, he gets stopped by the
same Game Warden who says "Just a minute Boy. I need to inspect the
deer." He reaches down, sticks his finger up the deer's butt, pulls
it out, sniffs his finger and says "Boy! This here is a South Carolina
deer! You got a South Carolina Hunting License?" The Hunter, somewhat
surprised, said that he had one in the truck. He goes and gets it out
of the glove box, shows it to the Game Warden, who again has to let him
go.

So this goes on for the next three weeks. Each week the hunter shoots
a deer; one from Georgia, Tennessee, and West Virginia. Each time the
Game Warden stops to do the Finger Test, and each time the hunter is
able to produce the correct license.

Finally, after the West Virginia deer, the Game Warden is furious:
"Boy! You got a hunting license from every state in the
south! Where the hell are you from, anyway?"

The hunter drops his pants, bends over and says "You Tell Me!"

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