18++ 10 Jan 2006

Some new domain names...

10. ".trek" contains audio files of William Shatner
9. ".bill" Microsoft has bought this company
8. ".love" for people who would rather cuddle
7. ".slow" based in a distant country with no T3 lines
6. ".geek" assumes you know what all the acronyms mean
5. ".404" we stopped maintaining our servers in 1996
4. ".y2k" contains theories about the end of the world
3. ".burn" huge multimedia files will crash your computer
2. ".*" contains allegations about President Clinton's sex life
1. ".duh" explains, in detail, stuff you already know

and here are even more new domain names being proposed:

.spam Sites which offer to sell you everything you don't want
.buz Excessive use of Java Scripts
.ani Heavy use of animated GIFs
.hot The most current, up-to-date sites
.old Sites which are updated about once a year
.car Data on the automotive industry
.dog Sites for dog lovers; or really ugly people
.cat Feline fanatics (not to be confused with .pussy)
.bird About birds; as pets or as prey
.trip Images of family vacations - mental health warning
.hel Health care (.hell is copyrighted by Devil.com)
.peep Dedicated to peeping-toms
.pooh Information for kids about Winnie The Pooh
.poop (left to your imagination)
.prez Presidential affairs (Paula, Monica, etc.)
.star People jealous of Presidential affairs
.sex Sites which claim to have teenage girls waiting to do whatever
you want, but are run by old guys.
Also used for overflow from .prez
.dul Free sites which recycle the same low-rez images
containing their URL
.lnx URLs which bounce you from one site to another, until you forgot
what you wanted in the first place
.cnt Counter sites, who's only purpose is to give someone credit for
sending you someplace you didn't want to go
.chek URLs which use adult verification you have to pay for only to
discover it isn't worth it
.jugs Variety of pottery; not female anatomy
.pot Cooking sites; not associated with the weed
.fan Contains information about movie/music celebrities
.red Used by soviet-block countries
.pet Concerning household animals; but no Playmate Pets
.max Sites which don't accept your dad's credit card because you've
already maxed it out
.mom Information useful to mothers about child rearing
.dad Handy information about avoiding children
.kid Tips on how to keep parents from finding out what you're doing
on
the Internet
.wed Tips on planning a wedding; or avoiding one
.fit Contains images of healthy people you didn't want to see
.fat Adult sites with images you REALLY didn't want to see
.ass Information shared by proctologists
.$$$ Adult pay sites
.!!! REALLY good free adult image sites

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