18++ 5 Jan 2006

A guy is put before the judge's bench because he is on trial for paying
a
prostitute for sex. "How do you plead?" asks the judge, to the
defendant.

"Not Guilty, your honor."

Showing him a videotape of the alleged act, the prosecutor responds,
"How
can you possibly convince the court of your innocence, if we have both
the
sex act, plus your subsequent payment to the alleged prostitute right
here
on tape?"

"Easy," says the defendant, "I'll admit to the court that although I
wasn't
engaged in an act of prostitution, I was committing another 'heinous'
crime
... gambling."

"Gambling?" responds the prosecutor. "How so?"

"Well you see," answers the defendant, "I went up to the young lady
earlier
that night as she was working in a topless bar and said to her, 'I'll
bet
you $200 that you don't get to have sex with me tonight'. That videotape
is
just footage of me losing the bet!"

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