18++ 30 Dec 2005

Guys, when you have forgotten that special gift, just write out this
letter longhand, and give it to the little lady... all will be taken
care of.

Dearest (Sweetheart / Snuggle Dumpling / Insurance Policy Beneficiary /
Woman With Whom I Live So People Will Think I'm Straight),

Last night, as you slept, I gazed at your face nestled gently upon your
pillow and wondered (at your beauty / if you would notice I pawned the
bed / when you stopped shaving) - and it makes me realize how inadequate
(a mere present / a lousy diamond / paying my share of the rent this
month) would be in expressing my love for you.

So, let me instead, (Sweetheart / Dear Heart / Goebbels-in-Drag / Sis),
give you my heart, and with it (my soul / my eternal devotion /
something for the rash / an erection the size of a Winnebago / an
erection
the size of a Honda Civic / an erection, just take my word for it),
wrapped
in a bit of sunshine that I have stolen from your smile.

Love and (Kisses / Hugs / Penicillin / The Attached Subpoena),

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Wish you and your family a very happy and prosperous new year 2006.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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