18++ 16 Dec 2005

Pauly O'Benny comes home and summons his Irish wife and five grown Irish
sons to him and tells them the sad news: "I've just come from the
doctor,
and I have cancer and only three months to live. But... I've led a good
life, and now my sons are I are going down to the Irish tavern and
celebrate life!"

They go into the neighborhood tavern, and O'Benny shouts, "The drinks
are
on me. I've just found out I have AIDS and only three months to live."

And the drinking fest starts. Whenever anyone comes through the tavern
door, O'Benny shouts, "Have a drink on me. I've just found out I have
AIDS and only three months to live."

The youngest son asks his father: "But, Da, you told us at the house
that
you have cancer!"

"SHUSH, boy! I do have cancer, but I don't want the likes of any of
these
sniffin' around your sainted mother after I'm gone!"

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