18++ 9 Dec 2005

Duane rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his
name on the group mailbox. While he is there, an attractive young lady
comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Duane
smiles at the young lady and she strikes up a conversation with him.

As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has
nothing on underneath. Poor Duane breaks out into a sweat trying to
maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his
arm and says, 'Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone coming...'

He goes with her into the apartment, and after she closes the door, she
leans against it allowing her robe to fall off completely. Being
completely nude, she purrs at him, 'What would you say is my best
feature?'

The flustered, embarrassed Duane stammers, clears his throat several
times, and finally squeaks out, 'Oh, it's got to be your ears!'

She's astounded.

'Why my ears? Look at these breasts! They are full, don't sag, and
they're 100 percent natural. My buns - they are firm and do not sag, and
have no cellulite. Look at this skin, no blemishes or scars. Why in
heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?'

Clearing his throat once again, Duane stammers, 'Outside when you said
you heard someone coming? That was me.'

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