18++ 24 Nov 2005

Goldie, a recent widow, was sitting on a Florida beach near Miami. She
was attempting to strike up a conversation with an elderly gentleman who
was
one blanket down from her, reading a book.

"Hello sir," she interrupted, "How are you today?" "Fine, thank you,"
he
responded, and turned back to reading his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often??"

"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied. "Do you
live
around here," she asked? "Yes," he answered, returning to his book.

Goldie persisted. "Do you like pussycats"? With that, the man threw
his
book down, jumped up off his blanket, hauled her into some nearby
bushes,
ripped off both their swimsuits and gave her the ride of her life.

As the cloud of dust began to settle, Goldie asked the man, "How did
you
know that was what I wanted?"

He replied, "How did you know my name was Katz ?

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