18++ 29 Dec 2005

A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than
the
posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to
give
the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
So he asks the man his name.

"Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred," the man responds.

When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he
used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a
nutcase
on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred; how did you lose
your last name?"

The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know, funny last name.The kids used to tease me all the
time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I
got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through
college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my
degree
so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor so
I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way
through school and got my degree, so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my
assistant.
She gave me VD. So I was Fred Dingaling, MD DDS with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was
Fred Dingaling, MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking
away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as
Fred
Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just
Fred."

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