18++ 20 Dec 2005

A ventriloquist was driving through the midwest when his car broke down.
He walked a ways and found a farmer who would let him use his phone.

Well, the farmer seemed to be a real stereotypical rural type, so the
ventriloquist thought it would be possible to have some fun with him.
The farmer began to lead him back to the house.

Along the way, they passed a horse. The ventriloquist said to the
farmer, "Is this your horse?" The farmer replied, "Yep."

The ventriloquist asked, "Can he talk?" The farmer said, "Nope." The
ventriloquist then said to the horse, "So, how do you like it here?"

He then threw his voice, and said in a horse-like voice, "Oh, it's
pretty good. Every morning the farmer feeds me oats."

Upon hearing this the farmer was startled and quickened his pace.

Soon they came to a cow. The ventriloquist asked, "Is this your cow?"
and the farmer replied, "Yep." He then asked, "Does it talk?" and the
farmer replied, "I..I don't think so."

The ventriloquist asked the cow, "How do you like it here?" and threw
his voice again. In a cow-like voice, he said, "Oh, I like it just fine.
Every morning the farmer comes and milks me."

Upon hearing this, the farmer squirmed. He looked down at the ground and
continued walking.

Soon they came to some sheep. The ventriloquist asked, "Are these your
sheep?" and the farmer replied, "Yep."

He then asked, "Do they talk?" and the farmer exclaimed, "Yes, but they
lie!"

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