18++ 31 Jan 2006

A traveling salesman whose car has broken down goes
to the door of the closest farmhouse.
The farmer says, "You can spend the night but you'll have
to share a room with my beautiful daughter."
"Oh, I don't mind that," exclaims the salesman.
"Just one thing," says the farmer. "No funny business."
"Oh no sir," says the salesman. "You can count on me."
Just to be safe, the farmer builds a wall of eggs between
the two beds in the daughter's room.
In the middle of the night, the salesman can no longer
control himself, busts through the eggs and has his way
with the farmer's daughter. They take the rest of the night
piecing the eggs back together one by one and rebuilding
the wall.

The next morning, the farmer goes to his daughter's room
and takes a couple eggs to the kitchen to make breakfast.
Cracking open the first egg, of course, produces nothing.
Cracking open the second egg, likewise. The farmer pokes
his head out the window and yells, "OK, which one of you
roosters is using a rubber?"

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