Thursday, March 09, 2006

18++ 9 Mar 2006

Roger was a hard-working guy whose evenings were spent playing
volleyball and bowling. For his birthday, his wife took him to a strip
club. The bouncer at the door said, "Hi, Roger, good to see ya again."

The wife asked, "Have you been here before?"
Roger said, "Oh no, he's on my bowling team!"

A waitress came to their table and said, "Hey Roger, the usual?" The
wife said, "Are you sure you've never been here before?" "No, no, hon,"
Roger protested. "I know her from volleyball!"

A stripper came over, threw her arms around him and said, "Another lap
dance tonight, Roger?" The wife leaped to her feet and stormed out.

Roger followed, saw her getting into a cab and leaped inside before she
could slam the door. Furious, she let him have it with both barrels.

When she paused for breath, the taxi driver said, "Boy, you picked up a
real bitch tonight, Roger!"

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