18++ 17 April 2006

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a
cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse,
took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and
continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that''s a good idea! What is it that
you put over your cigarette?" The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"

The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase
condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the
old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and ask the
pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a
little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms.

He asked her, "What size do you want?"

The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."

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