18++ 5 May 2006

It was summertime and to keep his son out of trouble, Mr. Johnson
decided to give him 5 dollars and send him on a wild goose chase. "Take
this" he said "and buy me as much what's what as you can".

Nodding obediently, the young man set off. Since he had no idea what he
was looking for, he figured it might be a food and stopped at the
grocery store.

"Excuse me", he said to the clerk, "but I would like to buy what's
what".

Sensing that the boy was a real rube, the clerk decided to have some fun
with him. Pointing across the street to a house with a red light, he
said "Son, you will find what you are looking for over there".

Thanking him the boy rushed over and rang the bell. Much to his surprise
a voluptuous woman opened the door and she was totally naked! And as he
had never seen a woman's private parts before he stammered, "GE-EE.
What's th-that?"

"What's What?" she asked.

The boy snapped back to reality.

"Great!" he said. "Give me five dollars worth."

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