18++ 3 Feb 2009

The Bake-off

 

A woman could never get her husband to do anything
around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the tv,
eat dinner, and sit some more -- would never do those little household
repairs that most husbands take care of. This frustrated the woman quite
a bit. One day the toilet stopped up. When her husband got home, she
said sweetly, "Honey, the toilet is clogged. Would you look at it?" Her
husband snarled, "What do I look like? The tidy-bowl man?" and sat down
on the sofa. The next day, the garbage disposal wouldn't work. When
her husband got home, she said, very nicely, "Honey, the disposal won't
work. Would you try to fix it for me?" Once again, he growled, "What do
I look like? Mr. Plumber?" The next day, the washing machine was on
the blink. When her husband got home, she steeled her courage and said,
"Honey, the washer isn't running. Would you check on it?" And again
was met with a snarl, "What do I look like? The Maytag repairman?"
Finally, she had had enough. The next morning, the woman called three
repairmen to fix the toilet, the garbage disposal, and the washer. When
her husband got home, she said, "Honey, I had the repairmen out today."
He frowned, "Well, how much is that going to cost?" "Well, honey,
they all said I could pay them by either baking them a cake or having
sex with them." "Well, what kind of cakes did you bake them?" he
asked. She smiled and replied, "What do I look like? Betty Crocker?"

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