18++ 12 Oct 2007

Sex education
A fifth grade teacher is told she must teach sex education to her class.
She decides to use a math technique to teach the subject, and thinks
flash cards will work well.

The next day in class, she holds up the first flash card, a picture of a
breast, and asked "Does anyone know what this is?" Little Suzie
responds-"I know, I know! It's a picture of a breast and my mommy has
two of them!" The teacher says "very good Suzie, you get a star for the
exercise"

The teacher grabs the next card and holds it up. It's a picture of a
penis. She asks "Does anyone know what this is?" and little Tommy says,
"I know I know! It a penis and my daddy has two of them!!!" The teacher
says "well Tommy, It is a penis but your daddy can't have two of them."

Tommy says, "sure he does, he's got a little one he pees out of and a
great big one he brushes mommy's teeth with!"

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