18++ 10 Oct 2007

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young
newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor says, "We have
special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having
sex for two weeks."

The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor
goes to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you able to abstain from sex
for the two weeks?" The old man replies, "No problem at all, Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church." said the pastor.

The pastor goes to the middle aged couple and asks, "Well, were you able
to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week
was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a
couple of nights but, yes we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the
church." said the pastor.

The pastor then goes to the newlywed couple and asks, `Well, were you
able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "Well Pastor, we were not able
to go without sex for the two weeks" the young man replied. "What
Happened?" inquired the pastor.

"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took
advantage of her right there."

"You understand of course, this means you will not be welcome in our
church", stated the pastor.

"That`s OK", said the young man, "We`re not welcome at Kroger anymore
either.

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