18++ 25 April 2007

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The Nine Important Men in the Life of a Woman
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1. THE DOCTOR : because he says : "Take off your clothes"

2. THE DENTIST : because he says : "Open wide"

3. THE HAIRDRESSER : because he says : "Do you want it teased or blown"

4. THE MILKMAN : because he says : "Do you want it in the front or the
back"

5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR : because he says : "Once it's in, you'll love
it."

6. THE SHARE BROKER : because he says : "It will rise right up,
fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again"

7. THE BANKER : because he says : "If you take it out too soon, you'll
lose interest"

8. THE HUNTER: because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and
always eats what he shoots"

9. THE BELL ATLANTIC GUY : because he says : "Would you like it on the
table or against the wall?"

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