18++ 21 April 2007

Walking Up the Stairs in a Church

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest
is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any
panties.

The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take
this money and buy yourself some panties. It's not proper to walk around
without any panties on."

The girl goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother
to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got the
money, the girl explained what happened.

Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room,
whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs
out to the church.

As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the
stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.

The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything, walks back
to the priest very calmly.

The priest hands the lady $1 and says... "Lady, take this money and for
God's sake, go buy yourself a razor!"

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