18++ 9 April 2007

A woman desperately looking for work goes to the Tickle Me Elmo Factory.
The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he
regrets that he has no jobs worthy of her skills. The woman answers that
she really needs work and will take almost anything.

The Personnel Manager hems and haws and finally says he does have a low
skill job on the "Tickle Me Elmo" assembly line. The woman happily
accepts.

He takes her down to the line and explains her duties and that she
should be in at 8:00 AM the next day.

The next day at 8:45 there's a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The "Tickle Me Elmo" Assembly Line manager comes in and starts ranting
about the woman just hired.

After listening to his screaming for 15 minutes about how badly backed
up the assembly line is, the Personnel Manager suggested he show him the
problem.

Together they head down to the line and sure enough Elmos are backed up
from here to Kingdom Come. Right at the end of the line is the woman he
had hired. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and has a
big bag of marbles.

They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric and takes 2 marbles
and starts sewing them between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager starts laughing hysterically and finally after
several minutes of rolling laughter he pulls himself together and walks
over to the new employee and says:

"I'm sorry I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. What I wanted you to
do was give Elmo two test tickles."

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