18++ 23 Jun 2006

White as a Ghost

Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were
getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right
in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the men's game.

"Don't they know they're supposed to let us play through?" asked the
first man. The other man shook his head. "I'm going to go ask them if we
can play through," said the first man, emphatically, "Enough is enough."

He started walking over toward the women, but as he got close, he
suddenly turned around and came back, white as a ghost.

"Oh God," he said to his friend, "This is awful. You're going to have to
ask those women if we can play through. You see, one
of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress."

The other man shrugged, and said "No sweat." He walked over
toward the women, and just as he was getting close, turned
around and came running back to his pal. His eyes wide open, he
said, "Small world!"

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