18++ 2 Feb 2005

A Cork radio station (in Ireland) was running a competition - words that
weren't in the Dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would
make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ:     "96FM, what's your name?"

Caller:         "Hi, me name's Dave."

DJ:     "Dave, what is your word?"

Caller:         "Goan spelt G O A N, pronounced 'go-an'"

DJ:     "We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Dave, Goan
is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary.  Now the next
question, for a trip for two to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that
in that would make logical sense?"

Caller:         "Goan fuck yourself!"

At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no
place for that sort of language on a family show.  After many more
unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:

DJ:     "96FM, what's your name?"

Caller:         "Hi, me name's Jeff."

DJ:     "Jeff, what is your word?"

Caller:         "Smee spelt S M E E, pronounced 'smee.'"

DJ:     "We are checking that (pause) and you are correct, Jeff, Smee is
certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary.  Now the next
question, for a trip for two to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that
in that would make logical sense?"

Caller:         "Smee again!  Goan fuck yourself!"
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