18++ 1 Feb 2005
The local priest was on the last day of his fishing vacation when he
hooked a big one. After a protracted struggle he hauled it in - at least
a 20 pounder.
"Wow!" said the guide. "That's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen
pulled out of here!"
The priest was a little non-plussed at the language and said "Remember my
son: I am a man of the cloth. Please watch your language."
"No Father, that's the kind of fish it is. A Son of a Bitch fish."
"Your kidding me, right?"
"No joke, Father. Its actually called a Son of a Bitch. And they make
great eating."
The next day, when he arrives back at the rectory, he was me by Mother
Superior who told him "Great news! The Pope accepted our invitation to
eat lunch here when he comes through."
"That is good news. Tell you what, lets cook up this Son of a Bitch for
him" holding up the fish for her to see.
"Oh, Father. Please don't use that language."
"No, no. That's what kind of a fish it is. Really. And they are
supposed to be delicious."
"Wonderful idea, Father. I'll clean it and give it to Brother Francis to
cook - you know how good he is with fish."
Later, she gave it to Francis, and, of course, the same conversation took
place again...."No, really - its called a Son of a Bitch fish....."
The Pope arrived at the appointed time and was served a sumptuous meal and
the fish was truly magnificent. The Pope complimented everyone on the
meal and asked where they got the fish.
The priest said "I caught the Son of a Bitch on my fishing trip." The
Pope looked startled. "And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch" said Mother
Superior. The Pope stared at her wide eyed. "And I cooked the Son of a
Bitch with a special sauce" announced Brother Francis proudly.
A slow smile crept over the Pope's face. "Say, you know you fuckers are
all right!"
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hooked a big one. After a protracted struggle he hauled it in - at least
a 20 pounder.
"Wow!" said the guide. "That's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen
pulled out of here!"
The priest was a little non-plussed at the language and said "Remember my
son: I am a man of the cloth. Please watch your language."
"No Father, that's the kind of fish it is. A Son of a Bitch fish."
"Your kidding me, right?"
"No joke, Father. Its actually called a Son of a Bitch. And they make
great eating."
The next day, when he arrives back at the rectory, he was me by Mother
Superior who told him "Great news! The Pope accepted our invitation to
eat lunch here when he comes through."
"That is good news. Tell you what, lets cook up this Son of a Bitch for
him" holding up the fish for her to see.
"Oh, Father. Please don't use that language."
"No, no. That's what kind of a fish it is. Really. And they are
supposed to be delicious."
"Wonderful idea, Father. I'll clean it and give it to Brother Francis to
cook - you know how good he is with fish."
Later, she gave it to Francis, and, of course, the same conversation took
place again...."No, really - its called a Son of a Bitch fish....."
The Pope arrived at the appointed time and was served a sumptuous meal and
the fish was truly magnificent. The Pope complimented everyone on the
meal and asked where they got the fish.
The priest said "I caught the Son of a Bitch on my fishing trip." The
Pope looked startled. "And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch" said Mother
Superior. The Pope stared at her wide eyed. "And I cooked the Son of a
Bitch with a special sauce" announced Brother Francis proudly.
A slow smile crept over the Pope's face. "Say, you know you fuckers are
all right!"
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