18++ 1 Oct 2004

There was a man who had a problem getting an erection and so went to visit
his doctor. The doctor runs all sorts of tests and finally announces that he
can help him out.

The doctor tells the man to go home and wait until his wife is asleep, and
then to reach down between her legs and get a little love juice on his
finger and rub it under his nose, and that this would stimulate his brain
and then he would get an erection.

The man takes the doctor's advice and that night after his wife has gone
to sleep he reaches down between her legs and gets some of her juice and
he rubs it on his upper lip right under his nose. After a minute or two he
starts to feel a tingling between his legs, so he grabs some more juice
and rubs it under his nose. The next thing he knows he has a full
erection.

He is real excited he wakes up his wife to share in the good news. He
wakes her up and says "Look Honey! Look what I've got!"

She rolls over, looks at him and asks:
"You wake me up at two in the morning to show me you've got a nose bleed?"

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