18++ 30 Sep 2004
A man is running short of cash in the bar, so he bets the barmaid
ten bucks that he can bite his right eye. She thinks about it for
a minute and figures it's a safe bet, so she says, "You're on."
The guy pulls out his glass eye-ball and bites it. The joke was
on her and she laughs as she hands over the ten bucks.
A little while later he offers her a chance to get her money back.
He bets her ten bucks that he can bite his left eye. She thinks
about it and knowing that he can see, thinks it's a safe bet.
Once again she says, "You're on."
The guy pulls out his false teeth and bites his left eye. Laughingly
she pays again.
Later on he gives her a chance to get her money back. He bets her
twenty bucks, double or nothing, that he can screw her without her
feeling a thing. This is one she's sure she can win, so she takes
the bet. After she gets off work, the two of them head for the back
of the bar. The guy throws her over the hood of an abandoned car and
begins ravishing her, without signs of ever stopping.
Ecstatically she cries out, "Oooh ... I can feel it ... I can feel it!!
I win the bet!"
The guy, zipping up his pants mutters, "Oh well, I guess I win some and
I lose some."
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ten bucks that he can bite his right eye. She thinks about it for
a minute and figures it's a safe bet, so she says, "You're on."
The guy pulls out his glass eye-ball and bites it. The joke was
on her and she laughs as she hands over the ten bucks.
A little while later he offers her a chance to get her money back.
He bets her ten bucks that he can bite his left eye. She thinks
about it and knowing that he can see, thinks it's a safe bet.
Once again she says, "You're on."
The guy pulls out his false teeth and bites his left eye. Laughingly
she pays again.
Later on he gives her a chance to get her money back. He bets her
twenty bucks, double or nothing, that he can screw her without her
feeling a thing. This is one she's sure she can win, so she takes
the bet. After she gets off work, the two of them head for the back
of the bar. The guy throws her over the hood of an abandoned car and
begins ravishing her, without signs of ever stopping.
Ecstatically she cries out, "Oooh ... I can feel it ... I can feel it!!
I win the bet!"
The guy, zipping up his pants mutters, "Oh well, I guess I win some and
I lose some."
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they never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from
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As wise men say, a joke a day keeps the doctor away. So step into the health
zone by sharing a hearty laugh. A variety of jokes that are ludicrous and
trivial, witty and wacky, spontaneous and sportive. Wishing you a laugh
riot.
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WORTH READING
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Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of
wisdom that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to
question the priorities of existence and also to get their answers.
Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
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