18++ 5 Mar 2007

A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many
people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of
those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really
glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response. Has
anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you
one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He
takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have had sex with a
ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nod and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell
us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."

The student stops mid-aisle and stammers, "Ghost?!? I thought you said
'goats!'"

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