18++ 19 Feb 2007

There once was a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John told his
wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed and said that would be
ok. John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put
it.

So Wendy said, "Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name
tattooed on your pecker."

John couldn't back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The
tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put
it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done.

As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlor he saw a rest stop
and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the restroom
and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was
not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y.

Suddenly, a big black gentleman steps into the urinal beside John and
John accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice
that he ALSO had the letters W and Y tattooed.

So John said "Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy
too."

The guys looked confused and said, "What makes you think that?"

John replied "Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don't have
a girlfriend named Wendy?"

The black guys laughed and responded, "No mon, that tattoo says,
"Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day."

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