18++ 21 Feb 2005

Phil wanted a new birth control method and his doctor suggested a
vasectomy. Phil agreed and the doctor said he could perform the
operation in his office. At a crucial moment during the procedure one of
Phil's testicles fell to the floor, and the nurse, who was wearing high
heels, accidentally stepped on it and crushed it. The doctor noticed a
jar
of pickled onions on his nurse's desk and realized it was the right size
and weight, so he placed it in Phil's scrotum and completed the
operation.
A few months later, Phil returned for a check up. When the doctor asked
how things were going, Phil replied. "Pretty good, Doc. At least my
wife's
not pregnant, but there are some strange side effects. Every time we
make
love, my wife gets heartburn; when I pee my eyes water; and whenever I
pass a hamburger stand, I have an erection."


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