18++ 18 Feb 2005

A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to
the bedroom and found his wife with the sheet pulled over her
head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled
under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her.

Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was
startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring
coffee.

"How'd you get down her so fast?" he asked. "We were just making
love!"

"Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She
came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told
her to lie down for awhile."

Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I can't
believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?"

The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for
fifteen years and I wasn't about to start now!"


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