18++ 9 Nov 2009

Bartender Barb

 

Morris, the not-so-swift bumkin, walked into a bar and
ordered a beer. The bartender looked at Morris and said, "Have you seen
Eileen?" Morris was really confused and asked, "Eileen who?" "I lean
over and you kiss my butt!" replied the bartender. Well, Morris was
offended by this and walked out the door and into the bar across the
street. So he sat down and ordered a beer. While he was drinking his
beer he told the bartender what the other bartender said to him. The
bartender then told him, "You know what you should do? You should go
back over there and ask him if he has seen Ben, and when he says Ben
who, you say I bend over and you kiss my butt." So Morris goes back
across the street and asked the Bartender if he had seen Ben. The
Bartender said, "Yep, He just went out the door with Eileen." "Eileen
who?" asked Morris

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