Monday, August 31, 2009

18++ 1 Sep 2009

The Case of the Interfering Brassieres 1982:
 
The Daily Mail reported
that a local manufacturer had sold 10,000 "rogue bras" that were causing a unique
and unprecedented problem, not to the wearers but to the public at
large. Apparently the support wire in these bras had been made out of
a kind of copper originally designed for use in fire alarms. When this
copper came into contact with nylon and body heat, it produced static
electricity which, in turn, was interfering with local television and
radio broadcasts. The chief engineer of British Telecon Broadcasting,
upon reading the article, immediately ordered that all his female
laboratory employees disclose what type of bra they were wearing.
Ultimately, it turned out that The Daily Mail had played an April Fools
joke on its readers.
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

18++ 26 Aug 2009

Probing Questioning
A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. "Do you mind if
I ask you a personal question?" he said to her. "I don't know,"
replied the beautiful young woman. "It depends how personal it is."
"OK," the guy said. "How many men have you slept with?" "I'm not going
to tell you that!" the woman exclaimed. "That's my business!" "Sorry,"
said the guy, "I didn't realize you did it for a profession!"
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Monday, August 17, 2009

18++ 18 Aug 2009

Wedded Bliss
My friend's sister was to be married on short notice but still wanted an
elaborate wedding. The invitations were ready to be mailed when
someone noticed that there were no inserted cards inviting guests to the
reception. Undaunted, the mother of the bride typed up a note, made
280 copies and enclosed one with each formal invitation. Family and
friends were surprised to read: "Conception immediately following the
ceremony in the grand Ballroom of the Holiday Inn. Everyone is invited."
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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

18++ 12 Aug 2009

 I Love Her, But...
(A collection of men's thoughts on their women.)
... my wife thinks everyone should be a vegetarian. During meals, she
asks people how they can eat dead cows, or if they know that their pork
chops used to be smarter than their dogs.
--Miles, Shreveport, La.
I Love Her, But... ... every so often boom! she's a brunette. Or I come
home to a redhead. Actually, I have no idea what her natural color is.
--Cary, Seattle
I Love Her, But... ... she'll brush her teeth but she won't go to the
dentist. She says she's not afraid of the pain, she just doesn't want to
put herself in the hands of any fellow who'd choose to be a dentist.
--Terence, Gary, Ind.
I Love Her, But... ... she's stopped shaving her legs. She says that now
people will know she's a natural blonde.
--Ned, Tucson, Ariz.
I Love Her, But... ... she takes her half of the bed out of the middle.
-Robin, Gladwyne, Pa.
I Love Her, But... ... after sex, I mean the
second after, she continues where she left off. Her eyes open and before
you can breathe, you hear, " ... and, oh, yeah, I have to defrost the
chicken, and your mother wants you to pick up her dry cleaning ..."
--Jimmy, Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
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